Sunday, 17 May 2009

CD: Eminem - 'Relapse'



For the first two albums, Eminem was pretty much untouchable, the right mixture of bitterness, humour, horror, vendettas and goofing around. As time went on though, the schtick became watered down and many of us who loved Slim Shady moved on, probably into the world of L’il Wayne who has been lighting up the rap world as Eminem’s light appeared to be going on.

Well, never underestimate Marshall Mathers, seems to be the lesson here. Freshly sober and clean and back on the scene, you might imagine the worst kind of therapeutic garbage available, but this Shady is just as potent as the booze loving original. There’s no running away from the issue of Eminem’s recent troubles as the opening skit ‘Dr West’ faces it head-on before we are slammed into the hard hitting and disturbing ‘3am’. Think Marshall has calmed and matured? ‘My Mom’ would suggest he still has the same hang-ups as before, but he’s handling them in an even more brutal fashion – let’s just say he will be off his mom’s xmas card list again…

Nothing is sacred, who else would have a song that sees our narrator picking a fight with Christopher Reeve, who disses him via his voicebox? Or describe how he wanted to be a normal kid playing with Teddy Ruxpin whilst his stepfather wanted sexual favours? There’s a lighter side with the awesomely catchy ‘We Made You’ and ‘Old Times Sake’ featuring Dr Dre, but there’s a brilliant sense of menace throughout which leaves you unsure of where Eminem is going next. The only time this disappoints is with the tedious overplaying of ‘Beautiful’ which seems to have been imported from a completely different record. A rubbish one.

Aside from this blip though, this is a glorious return to form, far from a relapse, Eminem seems be here to cure the rap world of any ailments, whilst taking swipes at Lindsay Lohan, Hannah Montana, Ellen and anyone else who pops into his hyperactive brain. The real Slim Shady appears to have stood up, let’s hope he stays at the top of his game. Awesome.

10 Songs To Download This Week



1/ Paranoid - Jonas Brothers
2/ Medicine Ball - Eminem
3/ Marlon JD (Demo, Nicky Wire vocal) - Manic Street Preachers
4/ Little Girl - Julian Casablancas
5/ Untouched - The Veronicas
6/ NW5 - Madness
7/ Ski Jump Nose - Mansun
8/ One Armed Scissor - At The Drive-In
9/ London Girls - Duffy
10/ Fearless - Taylor Swift

CD: Dangermouse/Sparklehorse - 'Dark Night Of The Soul'



Here it is then, the best album you will not be buying this year! Not because it’s not good, it is, but the record company has thrown a little hissy fit and the copyright guys and executives aren’t happy and so, no dice. Still, you’ve got the Internet, right? In that case you can probably find yourself a copy of this before we’ve even finished writing this review. Don’t get us wrong, we are not condoning piracy, but if the album is never gonna be released then you’re not taking any money from The Man or The Artist and lets face it, this is a record that deserves to be heard.

Of course, it could be very different, albums of this kind can be destroyed by all kinds of hubris, the rock star ego being the main one, everyone wanting the biggest piece of the Superstar pie. Yet here, you just find a great song with a great singer following a great song with a great singer. We mean, an album that starts with a dreamy lullaby with Flaming Lips frontman Wayne Coyne on vocals and then gets better has to be worth a listen or ten, right? Especially when it leads into a Super Furry dreamscape featuring Gruff Rhys.

Want something a little more upbeat, then here comes Julian Casablancas, sporting the attitude and effortless cool that that rocketed his band to stardom. ‘Little Girl’ would have fitted in fine on ‘Is This It’ and that’s enough of a compliment for any man, Older legends, you say? Well, how about Black Francis, back to his old Pixies moniker on the raucous ‘Angels Harp’ and perennial guest star Iggy Pop with the blistering ‘Pain’.

Overall it’s a bunch of great songs by some great artists, how David Lynch’s visuals change things, we will find out when the book arrives (now bereft of a soundtrack!) but the record will do for now. Please Dangermouse, more of this and less of the cartoon buffoonery of Gnarls Barkley, you’re too good for that, even if the record company are more likely to release it…

Monday, 4 May 2009

10 Songs To Download This Week



1/ Facing Page: Top Left - Manic Street Preachers
2/ Wraithlike - Maximo Park
3/ London Is The Reason - Gallows
4/ Fuckingsong - Jarvis Cocker
5/ Hello, Goodbye - Jonas Brothers
6/ Nation Of Checkout Girls - The Enemy
7/ Heartburn - Marmalade Duke
8/ Shouldve Said No - Taylor Swift
9/ She's Expensive - The Virgins
10/ Know Your Enemy - Green Day

CD: Manic Street Preachers - Journal For Plague Lovers




The weight of this album is so much that it’s pretty much impossible to just look at it objectively, the same way you might look at, say, the third Maximo Park album, or the new Franz Ferdinand. From the beautiful but disturbing cover to the typeface, it screams ‘Holy Bible’ at you even if you have been living under a rock and don’t know the history (the irony of an album yet to be released having a history is not lost…).
Yes, Richey James Edwards is all over this record, which uses the last lyrics (poetry?) left by the rhythm guitarist before he said his goodbyes (or rather didn’t) in early 1995. It’s not the claustrophobic experience that The Holy Bible is though, but obviously its not a barrel of laughs either. Having said that it also doesn’t lose itself to seriousness with Richey’s cutting humour slicing through the literary and emotional references throughout. (‘We missed the sex revolution when we failed the physical’)
Okay, how do you start an album like Journal For Plague Lovers? Well, perfectly in fact, with a sample from the Christian Bale classic The Machinist – a role for which Bale lost an obscene amount of weight, a not so veiled reference to Edwards’ own battles and a nod to the anorexic images of the Bible. ‘Peeled Apples’ is a stroppy pop punk starter, with Edwards’ lyrics already spinning the listener and sending you scambling for both the volume control and the thesaurus. The band have not sounded this hungry in 15 years, certainly they threatened with Know Your Enemy, but this isn’t trying to regain past glories, it’s like the band has been frozen and come back stronger than ever. ‘The figure eight inside out is infinity’ seems to throw back to Richey’s obsession with the perfect circle and is just as intriguing/confusing.
After the opening punk trio, the first slowdown occurs, but just as ‘This Is Yesterday’ was no walk in the park, ‘This Joke Sport Severed’, from its title down is a confused agony, a return to the beauty/horror of ‘Too Cold Here’ or ‘Love Torn Us Under’ with talk of bone being torn from skin whilst strings soothe the savagery.
‘She Bathed Herself In A Bath Of Bleach’ is a title that nods to the In Utero period of Nirvana and it sounds like Cobain and company sonically too, a nod to Richey’s love of the record and also the fact that Steve Albini produced both albums.
‘Facing Page: Top Left’ is one of the loveliest tears to roll down the face of the Manics catalogue, despite reference to being weighed down and smiling and tinted UV protection. This is not ‘She Loves You’, but it is a classic Bradfield solo moment to shine, except with the spectre of Edwards ramping up the tension.
‘Pretension/Repulsion’ finds Bradfield again tussling with Edwards words, trying to fit the whole of the Oxford Concise Dictionary into a two minute punk diatribe and succeeding brilliantly, again it brings to mind ‘Know Your Enemy’ or even earlier tracks like ‘Spectators of Suicide’ and ‘Sculpture Of Man’.
However the Richeyness of the record has drained, disturbed and inspired so far, the human side of the story really hits with the beautiful Nicky Wire sung ‘Williams Last Words’, ‘Goodnight my sweetheart…’, ‘Wish me some luck as you wave goodbye to me’, ‘You’re the best friends I ever had’. It’s the simplest lyric and roughest vocal, but the most affecting in both departments.
Intelligent, tense, beautiful, touching, gruesome, confusing, agonising, everything you loved about the best quartet in the world.

“I love you, yes I love you, just let me go”. Ouch.

Sunday, 11 January 2009

10 Songs To Download This Week



1/ Slave To The Grind - Skid Row
2/ Never Think - Rob Pattinson
3/ Judas - Cage The Elephant
4/ Painkiller - Judas Priest
5/ Your Protector - Fleet Foxes
6/ When She Comes - Towers Of London
7/ I Wont Need You When You're Dead - The Rocks
8/ Leave Me, Let Me Go - Ida Maria
9/ Karma Killer - Robbie Williams
10/ Satan Wants Me - Luke Haines

Thursday, 1 January 2009

End Of Year Kendallrock Awards...



BEST ALBUM: 'The 59 Sound' - The Gaslight Anthem
BEST SINGLE: 'Burnin Up' - Jonas Brothers
BEST TRACK: 'A Little Bit Longer' - Jonas Brothers
BEST BAND: Jonas Brothers
BEST GIG: KISS, Download Festival
BEST MOVIE: Wall-e
BEST DIRECTOR: Andrew Stanton, Wall-e
BEST ACTOR: Heath Ledger, The Dark Knight
BEST ACTRESS: Maggie Gyllenhaal, The Dark Knight
BEST NEW BAND: Go: Audio